christ on a fucking stick

you would not believe what stupid shit i just got myself into- i locked myself out of my motel room in this damn backpackers, parents are both at work until god knows when and i was wearing NOTHING but an oversized jacket and a pair of shorts

i went around the back of my room behind the fence and decided to break in, which involved bending the metal holding the glass louvres in with a key (the one to my parents room), then forcing the glass out. It took AGES. Little bits kept breaking and flying into my face, hands and nails are wrecked. I could only get two pieces of glass out which left less than a foot to squeeze through- which led into my actual shower. I had to get a wheely bin to climb on to because the window was above my head. Somehow I slid through backwards, i don’t even know how. I think I was running on adrenaline because I knew if my Dad came home early and caught me messing around with the windows- something he is especially pedantic about- he’d end my life. 

I’m so scratched up and filthy I’ll have to have another shower. 

  1. hannahduncan said: the gif reminded me of when oscar climbed through my window drunk at midnight one time… fun times!
  2. nicethingsarenice said: Always an adventure when molly’s about.
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