February 2012
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On FB, I see all these girls I used to know who have kids now, or are pregnant. And a part of me is like, YOU’RE SO YOUNG. And then a larger part of me is just
CONFLICT
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I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
– Jerome K. Jerome (via gitaogg)
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So monsters dance?
– My four-year-old nephew while watching Michael Jackson’s Thriller
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On the elusive "nice guy"
ijustreallyfuckinglovecats:
xvxavier:
If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
take note please
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thecapn:
ot3
wincest/me/crippling pain
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mankey23:
theres nothing like buying a new book when you have 8183920188281 other books to read
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wincestmakesmecry:
alright well for those of you keeping count at home this is the seventh time that this picture
has made me cry
SO i’m tearing up in TAFE now
that’s
just
great
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Britain: Excuse Me
Mexico: Perdon
Italy: Permesso
France: Pardon
America: Move
Canada: I'm sorry
Ireland: Fuck out me way, like.
Finland: *stands for 3 minutes quietly waiting for the person to move* ... Anteeks
Norway: *Say nothing, wait until the person has completely disappeared out of your sight and avoid all sorts of human contact*
Sweden: Say nothing, cough silently until the person moves.
Poland: Rusz się pan, kurwa.
Latvia: *pushes through like a tank* EU SKATIES KUR EJ
Hungary: *yelling like an idiot* HÚZZÁ MÁ ARRÉBB KÖCSÖG!
Czech Republic: Neser se mi kurva do cesty, pičo.
Germany: *throws burning Dildo*
Australia: 'Scuse us, mate
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So, a year ago today ...
nauticalnanobeing:
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So I ditched TAFE and came home.
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aurora-b replied to your post: jesus fuck guys my dream last night was awesome …
I can’t get over the limo part XD
It was a superb moment in my sub-conscience.
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aurora-b replied to your post: I’m at TAFE. None of my three friends are here. …
Tell them to eff off
I would but I think there is something wrong with them and then I’ll feel like a bad human being.
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jesus fuck guys my dream last night was awesome
It was like a three hour saga of excellence. It was sort of the apocalypse and I was stuck in this traffic jam, with this large bearded bloke, and then Rupert-Graves-Lestrade rang me. I can’t rememeber what we were talking about but his voice was immensely sexy. And then mofo-ing Jezza pulled up in this shit old Cosworth, with James and...