"That guy’s got swag," said the officer, looking down at the jolly man camped by a billabong under the shade of the coolabah tree

(Source: jaredcortesearchive)



Jewels I found while studying pre Middle Age art history:


Confused citizen


Confused angels


Confused “Why do I have two hands?”


Confused goat


Confused Beatles

The Beatles


the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.

I came in here to warn you of the only bit I couldn’t watch, but I can’t remember what it was. Sigh.

Thank you for that helpful advice Jem haha. It’s okay, I have a very fast pillow-to-face reflex.

what i can gather from my attempted correspondence with the hotels and tours i have booked in fiji, is that people in fiji only work on mondays for a limited period before and after lunch time

finally watching season 2 of hannibal

kinda forgot how   g r o s s   this show can be


Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.